If you don't make roast chicken regularly, you really should. Unless you're a vegetarian (you know who you are, blondie.) It is delicious, and the leftovers are great tossed in salad or enchiladas or on sandwiches.
Many of you are squeamish about dead animals, and so maybe you're concerned about touching this thing that can look a little creepy. I know that raw chicken isn't appetizing, but get over it. You didn't have to kill it yourself, did you? No plucking? So count yourself lucky and get to work. I promise your contact with raw chicken will be less than 5 minutes long.
I haven't posted this recipe (although it seems like an exaggeration to call it that) because it is so ridiculously easy, but every time I make roast chicken, I get compliments and people act impressed. This is the perfect thing to make when people are coming over for dinner because you spend 15 minutes on it, throw it in the oven and then forget about it for an hour while you get ready for your guests and toss a salad together.
Step 1 is to buy a halfway decent chicken. Money you spend on the chicken will pay off in terms of flavor and appearance. As luck would have it, higher quality chicken scores lower on the creepy scale, too. Really great chicken has no smell, did you know that?
Step 2 is to get a nice big pot (the one you cook pasta in will work well) and fill it with 4 quarts of water and 1 c. of kosher salt. Yes, I said 1 cup of kosher salt. Do not substitute table salt if you plan to eat the chicken -- it would be so salty you'd keel over. And don't chicken out (sorry) and go with less salt. The salt is absolutely the magic ingredient here. Stir the water and salt together. This is the brine, and it is what will distinguish your fabulous roast chicken from all the pale imitations out there.
Step 3 is to unwrap the chicken (or chickens, you can double and triple this with no trouble.) If you're squeamish about chicken, this is where you move fast. Grab the little bag of organs from the cavity and throw it away. (No bag? See step 1.) Now throw the chicken in the pot, put the lid on, and put the whole pot in the fridge. See? That wasn't too hard, was it?
Step 4 is to go about your business for about 24 hours.
Step 5 is to preheat the oven to 400. Get out two lengths of kitchen twine (available at Ace Hardware, among other places), a chopped up lemon or two, salt, pepper, and your handy dandy
half sheet. I know, you thought I'd suggest a roasting pan, right? If you've got one, by all means, go ahead. I had one once and I hated it, so I use a half sheet with a cooling rack on top. It works great, and the grease drips down and stays away from the chicken, which is nice.
Now you're all ready to face that raw chicken again. Set your watches, this will take about 2 minutes. Take the pot out of the fridge. Remove the chicken, let the water drip off for a second into the pot, then put the chicken on the cooling rack that is on top of the half sheet. Stuff the lemon wedges into the cavity, tie the legs together with twine, and sprinkle on some salt and pepper. The chicken should be positioned so that those tied-together legs are pointing up in the air. DONE. Yeah, seriously, that's all it takes. Wash your hands really well. Now put the whole thing in the oven and take the next hour off. You just roasted a chicken.
After an hour, when the skin is nice and brown, take the chicken out. If you're concerned that it might not be done, go ahead and either cut into the breast or use an instant-read thermometer. The breast meat should be 160 degrees. You can definitely give it a little longer if you want, though. You brined the chicken with all that salt, and so it can take it.
Let the chicken rest for about 10 minutes while you toss together a salad or set the table. Then carve it up and enjoy.